Taylor Hanson - The Pianist and Lead Vocals

MUWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh yes.

Stage Two: kidnap lil sheppie

LMAO!

Lil Sheppie.

Heehee.

That's like a rapper name or something.

Stage Three: Kidnap Monroe and...Everett? (I think that's his name...)

DOODE
I LOVE YOUR BANNER!?!?!?
i know the doode is taylor,
but who is the girl?

LOL, thank you. It's Rachel Leigh Cook. It's supposed to be Alice.

Anyway, someone's surely going crazy over on photobucket. All of a sudden, it's like Taylor's family is popping up all over the place.

I was looking through some of their family pictures and I noticed one weird thing.

Here's Natalie and Taylor, right?

Notice how she has very dark hair; almost black. And Taylor's...well, he's a blondie. Duh.

Now look at their children:


Am I the only one finding myself how the hell Ezra (in the middle) got a spark of red hair? I mean...dude, just like how? I've seen the whole Hanson family: not one person has red hair except little Ezra.

...is it possible...maybe, that Taylor isn't Ezra's papa? Now that would be funny since he pretty much married her cause she was pregnant with HIS (well, may not be his anymore ) child.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
THEY
ARE
SO
FREAKIN
CUTEEEEE..........

WE ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KIDNAP THEM.....

woah thats a little weird.
and i betchyu it like isnt his.

AWEEEE THEY'RE SOO CUTE!!
'specially the one on the right. tee hee.

I know! In that picture, they all look so angelic, lol. Even Ezra.

Which is weird.

Anyway, Penny is probably one of my absolute favorites. You can just tell she is SUCH a daddy's little girl.

Also, I got this little pic for ya'll:



Once again, it's Tay and Penny. *swoons at all the father daughter love*

AWE!
His family is all so cute.
I love how Penny is like crying and Taylor's like all giddy. LMAO.
OH CHADS! It's like that picture you have with your mom.

LMAO! All of their families are adorable.

...and then you see the other brother *cough*

Anyway, yeah, Penny's like about to have a breakdown/fit and Taylor's just like "Ooh! Camera! Smile for the camera!!"

You're right...it is like that picture

EDIT: I feel like Ezra's gonna grow up to be Ron Weasley...

Heh heh heh.
He so is Ron.

doode penny's hair just looks so cute in that pic.
which kid is the baby in that pic.


LMFAO
he is gonna be ron

...if I went up to Tay and was like "Make Ezra go out for acting. He could be Ron Weasley" do you think he would be insulted, smug, happy, or be totally confused on who the hell Ron Weasley even was?

LMAO. Penny's hair is like half up in a ponytail and the other side all like crap.

The little guy in the stroller is River.

AWEEEEEEE! HES A CUTIE PIE!

Hed be like wtf? my kid is not at all like ron weasly,
hes not dork nor will he ever be one.

"Hey, Tay, can I tell you something?"

"...sure...?"

"You know Ezra Hanson?"

"Of course I do...he is my son, you know."

"Right. Anyway, you know Ron Weasley?"

"...the redhead dork in Harry Potter?"

"Yea! That's him! Well, when Ezra grows up, he should be him in the movies somehow."

"*Tay bitchslaps me* BITCH! NO HE WILL NOT! MY SON WILL GROW UP TO BE A PIMP JUST LIKE ME AND THAT'S IT! I'M SO SICK OF ALL YOU OBNOXIOUS FANGIRLS! JUST SHUT UP! SHUT. THE. HELL. UP. LEAVE ME ALONE! LEAVE EZRA ALONE! *breaks down crying* *Ike comes out of nowhere and pats him on the head*

"Poor lil guy. He has breakdowns sometimes, you know? Natalie's wearing him down *heaves a sigh as he pulls a sobbing Tay over his shoulder and walks away*"

Come on. You so know it would happen.

LMFAOOOOOO
THAT SOO WOULD HAPPEN!
and then zac would like pop up out of no where and start like telling you off
like all
HEY WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MAKING MY BROTHER CRY LIKE THAT??? HUH?? HUH??

*blank stare*

YAH IM TALKING TO YOU BUDDY

LMAO! HAHAHA!

He's like the protective younger brother.

"YO! YOU! WHAT THE HELL GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO PICK ON MY LIL NEPHEW AND MY OLDER BROTHER AT THE SAME TIME? HUH? HUH? PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, BIOTCH!"

"...excuse me? I was just suggesting a futu-"

"NO! DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP! YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO BE HELPFUL! YOU WERE *hisses* insulting."

*takes deep breath* I may try that out in October

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTT

Wouldn't he be a bit angry, though? *gets nervous*

No, he'll be all cool like and go "Really? I'll have to ask him (Ezra) to take acting lessons." Because that's the Hanson way

Oh, and then he can dedicate a song to you because you inspired him.

Haha!

"Jaclyn! Oh Jaclynnnnn! How I love you for inspiring me to help my sonnnn! Oh Jaclyn! Be my best friend! For forever more!"

*snort* Wow.

Anyway, yes, that would be the Hanson way. He could always crush me in a spine crushing hug and thank me for giving his son a future.

And I will be standing next to you, so when he's overcome by happiness because his son will not die living in a box, he can hug me too!

Living in a box?

*bursts out laughing*

Little redhead Ezra living in a box.


Anyway! Yes, yes. Of course. We shall all be loved and hugged by him! What a glorious day! *faints*

I couldn't think of any other examples of poor people, sorry. But his neighbor can be a little old lady living in a shoe.

*sighs happily while floating off into dreamland with Taylor*

LMAO!

The little old lady who lived in a shoe. Isn't that a nursery rhyme?

Ah, anyway, Ezra can live in a box if he wants to. God knows with a father like his, you never know what that child could come up with.

Also, my one friend told me a little inside joke with Taylor that I found funny. Apparently, our own Mr. Taylor Hanson is a very, very, VERY clumsy man. Whenever something goes wrong, breaks, is destroyed, or something bad happens, everyone blames it on him. She also pointed something out about his name that I got a chuckle from:

J-O-R-D-A-N = 6 Letters
T-A-Y-L-O-R = 6 Letters
H-A-N-S-O-N = 6 Letters

Sign of the devil, much?

a sexy devil