Taylor Hanson - The Pianist and Lead Vocals

oh god i hope not.

I know! I think it's a rumor they may, though. If he does, I will totally send him a letter to pick more normal names.

They'd call him Sloane. *snort*

EWWWWWWWWWWW.
GOD CANT HE LIKE NAME IT LIKE A NORMAL NAME LIKE
MATT, OR MIKE, OR JIM, OR GEORGE OR LIKE ANYTHING

DUDE, SERIOUSLY.

I mean, their names are pretty normal! Penny is a normal name!

He needs to read a Name Book or something.

I felt bad that Tay had the least amount of posts.
So I posted.

He needs a book on like how to use a condom too.
LMAOO.

yes, yes he does.

and wow you felt bad?

LMAO!

I noticed that. I was just like "aww. my man has the least posts! "

Anyway, definitely. He's going to set such horrible examples for River and Ezra and...Juda? when they grow up. He did say that he wants a big family at a young age, though. *shifty glance*

YEAH I DID FEEL BAD!
YOU WANNA GO?!?!?!

Well, I'll ignore that and keep going:

I got a duet of him and this random lady last night. It's a really amazing song.

yes zoe, i want to go.
bring it on buddy.

*facepalm*

NO VIOLENCE! IF YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT, DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

I don't want to corrupt the Taylor Hanson thread with fights and threats

lmfaoooo.
oh no we wouldnt want to do that

No.

We really wouldn't.

Anyway, wanna hear the dog story? *gets excited*

surely

YEAHYEAHYEAH SHARE.

Ok, so, the convo between him and the owner (remember, she was a TWILIGHT fan. She wanted Taylor to be Jasper) went along these lines:

Owner: Hey, would you mind posing with him?

Taylor: ...erm...*looks at Ike for help*

Owner: Oh come on! Both your brothers did! He's a sweet dog, really.

Taylor: Oh, there's no doubt in my mind it's a sweet dog, it's just the fact that all animals always bite me for no reason and I'm tired of being bitten by them. *looks at dog in hesitance*

Owner: ...oh.

Zac: Come on! He was fine with me!

Owner: He doesn't bite!

Taylor: ...fine...*picks up dog slowly and poses quickly.* *picture is taken*

Owner: So, wait, animals bite you?

Taylor: Yes. They all seem to hate me. I'm not sure why.

Owner: I knew you were a vampire

Taylor: ...

Ike and Zac: ...

Taylor: Excuse me, what?

Owner: Eh. Nevermind.

LMAOOO.

Heheh. I always laugh when I read the story over.

Taylor must have been like "...is this woman crazy?"

LMFAO
thats fantastic.
if i were him i would just walk away...
with the dog.
cause its cute
sorta.

LOL!

He must have been so weirded out! I would be if someone said I was a vampire, lol.

Yea, that dog seriously adorable.

Yea, I know, double post. Oh, sue me.

I have a new picture, though, that I find incredibly adorable:



Such a daddy's little girl

OMG SHES SUCH A SWEETIE.
she looks so cuuuutee i could just eat her up!!!!!!
i love how she has a little doll there.

tay looks different to me in that picture...
he reminds me of someone...
but i dont know who...

All his kids are adorable. S'not fair.

Anyway, yeah, Penny is just such a little angel. It's so obvious his kids mean so much to him, too, which makes me happy.

I agree. He does look a bit different. You know, I think it's the hair and that he's very clean shaven there. He usually has some sort of stubble, he hasn't been completely bare since he was younger.

before he could grow a beard.

i think we should kidnap his kiddies

LMAO! A BEARD! EW EW EW EWWWW!

I can even see him with that. *gags*

So much...ewness.


Muahaha. Kidnapping the kiddies: Stage One!