Zac Hanson - The Percussionist

This thread is dedicated to the youngest (and craziest) Hanson brother, Zac Hanson:



Come here to discuss about him whether it be his hair that he needs to cut, his spazz attacks, or his hate for the Jonas Brothers.

Aw, I love him already (mainly because he hates the Jonas Brothers)! And his hair looks just fine like that. He's a cutie.

Yes, see, that picture is about 2 years old.

Right now, his hair is going through an awkward stage. He needs it cut. It's longer than mine. :S

But, yes, his hatred for the Jonas Brothers is one of his best qualities! He makes it so obvious he hates them, too.

I see a haircut in this boys future.
and if he doesnt go get it cut himself
i'm sure someone will cut it for him.

*vision in my head*

Kate Hanson. In the bedroom. With a pair of scissors.

*Clue voice*

And snip snip. Here we go.

*snaps back to reality*

Anyway, I find it funny that Kate got hers cut into a short, cute little hairstyle while Zac...Zac has longer hair than his wife. *cough*

yah if i were her i would definatly be coming at that boy with a pair of scissors.

Totally.

I'm not 100% sure why she doesn't. I do know, though, that right before Taylor's wedding Zac did the final run in his 'diminish long pony tail' mission and I have a hunch Tay made him do it.

he should take action and make him again...
maybe tay will come at him with scissors...
but i can see that ending badly...

*giggles excessivley*

Taylor: HERE I COMEEEEE! *runs with scissors*

Zac: OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? MOM TOLD US TO NEVER RUN WITH SCISSORS!

Taylor: Wait, wha-*trips over own feet* *stabs self with scissors*

Zac: ...

Isaac: *comes up from behind* *snips all of Zac's hair off* *giggles* *runs away*

Zac: Oh my god, man. *kneels down to Taylor* You ok? *touches head*

Taylor:

Zac: ...where's...*feels head* MY HAIR!? ISAAC, GET BACK HERE! *follows Ike*

Taylor: I'm all alone aren't I? *looks at phone about 50 feet away* Damn.

LMFAOOOOOOROFLOLOLOLOL
i can completely see that happening
and then like the next day in the news the headline would be all

Middle Hanson brother runs with scissors, and stabs himself. He is now in critical condition. The doctors say he will live through it though.

when asked what they are going to do about this tragedy, the other hanson brothers reply, instead of raising aids awareness we will be starting a new tour raising money to teach kids about scissor saftey.

LMAO! OH MY GOD.

That made me die right there. Like, seriously, I stared at the screen not even laughing because my mind had just exploded into hysterical laughing.

Good thing their campaign is The Walk. They need to get the message across to WALK with scissors, not run.

Maybe they can give out little rounded scissors to everyone and Tay can show off his battle scars.

LMFAO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I can just see that:

"Gather round, kids! *lifts up shirt a bit* See this scar? I got this sucker from scissors. My brother was a fool. Don't listen to your brothers, y'hear? Be independent. *ruffles kids hair* Be lazy and walk with scissors and be an arrogant asshole and don't listen to your brothers."

LMAO CHADS!
y'hear?
hes so southern.
and british.

wow you made him sound like a hillbillllllayyy

...well, he is Southern and has a Southern accent sometimes.

It's mostly in the songs that he drawls out his vowels.

Anyway, still, back on topic: Zac needs a haircut, and I think Tay should do it for him.

yes most definatly

He should do it in his sleep...maybe Kate can help

im sure she would gladly

Yea, she probably would be like "Tay! Watch Shep! I'll be back later *sneaks into room and shuts door, manly screaming comes out 5 minutes later* I DID IT, TAY! I DID IT!"

LMFAO.

wait wait wait?
what bass is zac?

I can see Tay running out from his hiding spot and chest bumping Kate in a super manly fashion while Zac comes sobbing out of the room, covering his new buzz cut.

Zac: BUT NOW I LOOK LIKE ISAACCCCC!

*snickers*

WHAT "BASS" IS ZAC?!?!?!

LMFAO
and then isaac would like pop out of no where and like bitch slap him