Would you Rather?

Would You Rather Have Jacob as your man slave or edward as your gardener?

Well, I don't agree with slaves so... Jacob as my gardener!

Would you rather have Dom Howard as your husband or Matt Bellamy as your boytoy.

I think you all know my answer!

DOM!! WOO BABEH LMFAO

WHEN I SAID MAN SLAVE I MENT ERM *COUGH* nvm =x lmfao

Would you rather go have a keg party with rpatz or go bowling with jackson ol boi lol?

BOWLING WITH JACKSON!

Just cause I would be like "Can I style your hair instead? *innocent voice*" and he'd be like "...eh...sure! *reaches in pocket and brings out a whole bunch of hair supplies*"

Would you rather *thinks* be stuck in a room alone for 24 hours with Taylor Hanson or Sam Uley?

Wow. That was a random one.

TAYLOR HANSON.

I hate Sam. He's sooo dumb.

Would you rather...eat a slug or kill jacob?

LMAO! You get a cookie for that answer. *hands cookie*

...this one is tough. I really liked Jacob in Breaking Dawn *thinks*

Meh. Eat a slug.

And I am doing what?

Oh! Whoopsies.

I forgot. *cough*

*clears voice*

Would you rather spend the day with Emmett or Jasper?

O.0 JAZZY PANTS FO SHIZZLE I love him. But I also love Emmett, then again...Jazz might eat me. BUT WE COULD BAKE CAKE HAHAHA LMAO (TSBM JOKE)

Would you rather . . . Burn Breaking Dawn or Eat it?

LMAO!

Jazzy Pants? Woo. That's a good one.

I would rather burn it, personally. I would laugh manically as I watched it go up in flames.

Would you rather be Carlisle's medical student or Edward's piano protigee?

Pick your answer wisely. I'm watching all of you. *places hand on Carlisle's arm territorially until Esme politely coughs and I blush* Still, I'm watching yous.

*Esme coughs again and physically grabs my hand off of her husband and places it down by my side*

Edward's piano protigee by far.
I love Carlisle and all, but the piano is really cool.
Plus, I never got the whole medical thing.

Oh whoops.
Would you rather...
Live in the Twilight books or live with Hanson.

Wait. *thinks to self* If I lived in the Twilight books, I could always just get Edward or somebody to fly me to Tulsa and then be their bests friends....

And, I mean, living with Hanson would be a pretty sticky situation. Taylor's wife is a bitch and I don't think she'd like me very much at all. *ponders*

I say Twilight! There's no way someone like Carlisle could hate anyone, so he would have to like me.

Plus, then I can just fly to Tulsa in my spare time!

Anyway, would you rather be stuck in school forever without weekends or vacations or have to go to school your whole life?

Not to be violent, but is tying you up and forcing you to chose a different question an option?

If I had to I'd say school w/o weekends or vacations. It's like 100 years to 18, so yeah.

Would you rather go with the Cullens to blow up the Pyramids of Giza, or go with your favorite band to smash their instruments into the Effiel tower?

*blank look*

Wait, why are we smashing their instruments?

Meh. I'd go with my favorite band. I would show them my coolness and then Taylor Hanson would adopt me as his child and I would go on tour with him and we would be like extra tight and I could help with their songs and...I'm gonna stop there.

Would you rather spend a weekend with your favorite band or spend a weekend with the Cullens? (I just had to piggyback off of Fizzy's whole 'band vs Cullen idea')

Also, Fizzy, I love the avie

i would spend the weekend with the Cullens, cuz i want emmet to give me a piggy back ride and i want to poke Edwards booty =x lol

would you rather have a pillow fight with rosalie or go shopping with alice? lol

shopping with aliceeee definately.
she's pretty cool and rosalie's like mean.
plus alice has a tonnn of money.

WOULD YOU RATHER...
never brush your teeth or never wash your hair?

OMG
THAT ONE IS SOO HARD...
ummmm okay i would
not brush my teeth...because i cant stand my hair being dirty...
ummm but i would eat A TON of breath mints.


okay so...
this is random but


would you rather be stuck in math class for the reat of your life or be trapped inside a room with no windows?

...trapped in math class for the rest of your life. Definitely. *nods* It's humorous.

Would you rather celebrate Christmas (or any other holiday you celebrate) every day or your birthday?

hmmm i would say christmas because my like entire extended family gets together to celebrate, and if it was my birthday everyday i would feel really really old.

mmmkay so,

would you rather be trapped in a room with like a billion bugs in it, or a room with like one hundred of the most annoying person you can think of in it? both rooms have no way out

uhm, that depends... do I can I take my insect spray into the bug room? Or a huuuuge knife in the room with the annoying people..?

uhm... as long as I have that options I'd take the annoying people... and the knife! Since I get violent if people annoy me too much...

hm... would you rather spend an hour in music class (with my pervy music teacher that looks girls aways in the *cough* EYES) or in chemistry (with my stupid chemistry teacher who blows up labs from time to time)? THAT ARE THINGS I LIVE THROUGH ALMOST EVERY DAY!!!!